How to win at monopoly
- Buy the orange ones, if not orange buy purple.
- Buy everything.
- Always bail out (unless your opponent got orange).
- Build 3 houses (I think).
- Hotels have marginal incremental value.
- Divide the working class along religious or ethnic lines to break labor organizing
- De-fund public education to ensure more wage competition
- Outsource your dirty work to other countries with corrupt governments you support.
- Win the beauty pageant.
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